The other day, I overheard a nursery rhyme playing in the background while my six-month-old son was chilling in his bouncer:
“There are no monsters who live in our home. There’s only me and my family…”
And it made me think: “Where the f*ck was this song when I was a kid?!”
I was afraid of witches as a kid
My cousins told me some scary a** stories about witches when I was a kid. They had leathery skin. Their feet were pointed backward. And if they looked you in the eye, they’d take your…
